Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He
concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits in stunned silence--shocked at this uncharacteristic
display of emotion--nervously watching as the President sits slumped in his
chair with his head in his hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks...
"How many is a brazillion?"
Friday, September 30, 2005
THE BORN AGAIN MORON
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He
concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits in stunned silence--shocked at this uncharacteristic
display of emotion--nervously watching as the President sits slumped in his
chair with his head in his hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks...
"How many is a brazillion?"
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