Dick Cheney~Big Game Hunter

Big Bad Dick Cheney. Big outdoorsman type of man who likes to hunt. The truth of the matter is, Dick Cheney doesn't really 'hunt'. Dick gets driven up to an area where, depending on the type of bird he feels like shooting, say, if it's pheasant, then they drive him up to the area and they set out 500 pheasants, not really in a barrel, it just sounds like that, and he and some of his buddies blast away. Now quail, they don't set out quite as many but it's the same concept. Cheney's secret service, probably 5-6 guys, a couple medical attendants, a physician and a couple of staffers, drive Dick out to a field where they release maybe 10-20 quails that have lived their whole lives in cages and Dick gets out his shotgun and blasts a few birds, then has his secret service guys fetch them for him and then after a couple of photos, he's off to some suck-up millionaire's spread for the evening and then it's back on Air Force 2 and back to D.C. after a long adventurous weekend. Yeah, Dick Cheney, a real man's man. Poor Harry, now they call him Freckles...