Monday, October 17, 2005

"STUCK old Porky"

Friday, a liberal got past Bo Snerdly and STUCK old Porky! First, he went into a pretend ditt-rant about how his wife went scooters after reading some "feminazi" articles. Rush was very interested in this... this "proof" that anything related to equality for women will destroy a marriage. After the guy talked for a while, he said, "By the way, did you cry when the Dunkin Donut man died?" ha ha Rush, you big, fat, deserves-everything pig. Swear to Koresh, Puerca says "What? ...Died? ...who...?" Porky ate it, live on his own radio show. Ate it, I tell you. ha ha Poor Fat Bastard. He didn't get the damn joke, so he asked the guy to REPEAT it! The caller thought he'd be thrown off right away, so he was startled when Fatboy asked him to slash him a second time. The caller couldn't believe his luck. "Did you cry when the Dunkin Donut man died?" he asked again. "The...(sputter)...the Dunkin...what? ...I didn't even know the guy!" whaled Limba. ha ha Not only was he rubbing the big bully's nose in dogshit, the big bully asked him if he'd please do it again! So the guy REPEATS the donut joke, and Porky STILL doesn't understand that he's playing the fool for his 4 million sheep. Eventually, a staffer handed Rush a note telling him to dump the guy, then it FINALLY dawns on Rush that he's been made into the big, fat tool. He stammered a minute, then suggested the guy "might want to get a brain transplant." Sharp comeback, Moby. Why the slow-witted response? Is the auto-slur broke? Bartcop
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On August 15, 1935, Wiley Post, the first pilot to fly solo around the world, and American humorist Will Rogers were killed when Post's plane crashed on takeoff from a lagoon near Point Barrow, in Alaska.


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