Thursday, January 12, 2006

Bush Holds Open News Conference With Prescreened Audience

In typical Soviet/Republican fashion, George Bush had an 'open' debate that only invited, prescreened and partisan people were allowed to attend. Continuing the method he used during the campaign, Bush fielded 10 softball questions that even Fox News found nauseating. Initial reports did not report if Jeff Gannon-Guckert, Dubya's & Turd-Blossom's gay butt-buddy, or Armstrong Williams were in the audience.
Bush Shrugs Off Spy Program Questions and Admits He Lied in the Run-up to the Invasion of Iraq In Louisville, Bush hosted a casual, town hall-type event reminiscent of his campaign stops. Bush paced, with microphone in hand, like a talk show host in front of signs that left no doubt about the administration's message of the day: "Winning the War on Terror."
Bush said we're winning the war but he also re-stated his and Rumsfeld's position that $260 was way too much to spend on any Marine who needed the proper armor that could have saved the life of any of the many who died because of tight budget constraints. What a guy, huh?
$Loading... = the National Debt


On August 15, 1935, Wiley Post, the first pilot to fly solo around the world, and American humorist Will Rogers were killed when Post's plane crashed on takeoff from a lagoon near Point Barrow, in Alaska.


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