Cheney, an accident that already happened

Cheney Shoots Hunter Dick Cheney shot and injured a man during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, his spokeswoman said Sunday. Harry Whittington, 78, was "alert and doing fine" after Cheney sprayed Whittington with shotgun pellets on Saturday at the Armstrong Ranch in south Texas, said property owner Katharine Armstrong.

Another good reason why idiots should not have guns. Too bad Harry was unarmed.